Time off work

I might need time off work. No, really!! I had a dream that my step-father passed away. Therefore, I might need time off work.

You may not find the humour in this so let me explain. The boss hog has hired many, many people in the past two months to come work in the pig barn where I work. Unfortunately, of the seven recent employees hired only one has showed up. The most common reason for not showing up is that someone in their family has died.

Therefore, I might need time off work.